I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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