I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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