No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wish I only lived at night.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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