why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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