Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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