It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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