I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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