whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
