dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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