Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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