I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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