Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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