i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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