Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize