Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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