That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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