They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize
