people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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