I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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