Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
she pinky promised me she was 18
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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