So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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