I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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