rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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