I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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