ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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