do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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