If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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