Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
high people should be assigned attendants
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I came so hard my ears popped.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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