he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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