Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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