8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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