he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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