can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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