dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
True strength comes from lack of pants
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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