To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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