Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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