Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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