I love black thongs
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
