Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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