I puked a lego.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I will be naked everywhere
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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