ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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