people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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