i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just tell him i said nine months
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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