yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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