And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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