WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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