Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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