You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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