we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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