HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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