I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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