First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you would pick up someone in the library
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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