When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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