yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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