why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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