i just had sex bonerless
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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